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FOR THE WIFE

[snaccident]

heyyyyy ames
quick question
just wondering for no reason at all none whatsoever definitely not because i never owned an appliance before moving in with you
you can't break a blender by putting food in it right
i mean what am i saying
it's made to blend food amirite
ok just kidding no problems here never mind nothing to worry about

[asskissing]

You can break a blender with some things.

Like coffee beans.

[and another message, exactly twenty seconds later:]

Please don't tell me you put coffee beans in the blender.

[... he definitely put coffee beans in the blender.]

1/2

[snaccident]

what???
no
of course not
i would never

[snaccident]

except yeah i definitely did that and i think it's smoking and your neighbors already hate me help